So you want to impress your friends at the Halloween party they’re hosting and you don’t want make it look like you tried too hard with your costume, because that’s just un-suave.
You also don’t feel like breaking your wallet on some pre-packaged shit(you want to spend money on the good stuff that will last you many Halloweens after), and you’re too lazy for a DIY costume.
Most importantly, you don’t want to look stupid being the only idiot in the room half-assing a costume.
Don’t worry, I gotchuuuu.
Be a unicorn. You can get the complete outfit from Claires for just under $50.
Unicorn hat $18.
Any statement top($19-$23).
Paired with a rainbow tutu(or blue jeans if you’re a guy, $10-$16)
For extra flair, you can add complimentary unicorn leg warmers($8.50)with matching unicorn earrings($2-$6), and you’re gold!
You now have a reusable unicorn Halloween costume where each item can also be worn separately throughout the year! Win win.
If unicorns and rainbows aren’t your thing, you can go as Cup Noodles($60)! This costume will surely cause excessive drooling and will either make you the most hated or most loved person in the room.
If you’re mega lazy(like me)and wants to be super casual, cute, and simple, you can just spice up your wardrobe with some spooky accessories.
Make your eyes pop with these awesome $1.50 eyelashes from Daiso!
Or add some glow-in-the-dark earrings($6-$10 again from Claire’s)
Throw on a really unique bloody looking bracelet($6-$8.50)
Or add a nice gothic style choker with matching earrings!
And complete the look with some cute headbands($8-$18)!
Now if that won’t do it for you, then you can always default to being a nerd.
A t-shirt with condescending nerd humor($19.00)paired with some funky suspenders($6-$8, bow tie optional)
Complete the look with a bad haircut, a loud opinion about your favorite show’s fandom, a black tutu($12-$14)or some skinny jeans and voila, instant nerd! Time to go out and terrorize everyone with your intelligence.
So, yea, that was actually my list of future lazy Halloween outfits.
Bring lots of candy and don’t show up to the party too early, you know the drill. Oh, and let me know what you’re dressing up as, because it would be embarrassing as hell if we both showed up as nerds.
*prices may vary according to where you decide to shop(duh)